The following "story" is one that democrat-haters are passing around. I'm about the beat the hell out of this story and if you care about accuracy in folklore, pass this back to the originators of this myth.
The following is the myth, in it's entirety as posted by a good friend of mine (with different political views). After posting the myth, I will then post it again, in it's shredded form after I beat the living shit out of it with my logic stick. You won't recognize what the original author intended when I'm done, but you will see the truth. It's after midnight, so forgive any grammar mistakes, or trivial percentage flaws... or don't. I don't care.